Whaddup I got a big cock
4th Mar 2013✧20:152 notes
polaroidmyselffriendscollegedrunk
Well that was fun 
6th Dec 2012✧00:48
Gandalfbathroomdrunkmyselfweekend
I think I may have discovered the next big trend 
5th Dec 2012✧14:101 note
christmas lightsheadbandtrendsettermyself
25th Nov 2012✧19:464 notes
beddisposable cameramyselfsweatercollege

Tonight, a guy told me

that I’m prettier than Lana Del Rey. 

Jesusssss

I dig a good liehipster's dream come truemyself
27th Sep 2012✧03:281 note

You know you’ve had a dull night when you think to yourself…

“Why isn’t my college experience more like Prozac Nation?” 

I wanna meet Lou Reedand take ecstasyand make love to Jonathan Rhys Myersmyself
14th Sep 2012✧23:401 note
Isn’t Dad just the best?
2nd Sep 2012✧23:00
myselfdadcollegesun
22nd Aug 2012✧01:18
myselfhookahtoolsmokingsmoke

I’m seeing The Princess Bride.

In a movie theater. 

Holy shit every last one of my dreams has come true. 

The Princess Bridemyselfheaven
22nd May 2012✧09:396 notes
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